That Rev Chap

Rhythm action Pong, basically.

Dots come from the right hand sign of the screen and you need to bounce them back with your paddle to make musical notes. Simple, effective, leads to me flailing…

I never tire of typing that title. Axe In Face! It’s a brilliant name for a game.

Good thing it’s married to such an excellent game.

Axe In Face

It’s always satisfying to see a viking cut in…

I’m playing in a tournament. I’m in a group with a couple of other people. I’m not entirely sure I’m doing it right, but as long as I play games against the right people I don’t suppose I can go far…

When I lived in Texas I never went to a Sonic fast food restaurant. I was on my own in a new country and just didn’t know how they worked. I had the idea that you stayed in your car and they came to…

Yes, I’ve been shooting more strange, noble and, if you believe ICP, miraculous animals.

Deer Hunter: African Safari

Fucking elephants, how do they work?

There’s not much to say, really. I go out, I kill…

You have to say it a pirate voice. Invade-arrrrrrrrr. I mean, you could just say “Invader R”, but would be boring and rubbish and WRONG. Even if it’s actually right, it’s WRONG.

(I think WRONG has…

Oh yeah, this is what I’m talking about.

So I was having a great time, rattling through the game.

Sonic The Hedgehog 4

There were fruit machines!

Sonic The Hedgehog 4

There were bonus levels!

Sonic The Hedgehog 4

Follows the same template as Deer Hunter, except – duh – you’re in Africa. And you’re not shooting deer. There are kudu, which are quite like deer, but you’re also shooting zebra, lions, buffalo and…

So, that level I was stuck on all yesterday evening?

Sonic The Hedgehog 4

Get in!

Yeah, I just did it this lunchtime. First time, too. (I lost a life or two, but I didn’t get the Game Over screen.) The…